Greetings all. Dan here. Now that Daddy has shown me how a keyboard works and what a computer is for I thought it was hi-time I sorted out Mummy's appalling posting record. You've not heard from me since before Christmas and no Dan's Doins for ages!!I will put this right
So I AM ONE .... one what?? - this is apparently a good thing (and Daddy says quite an achievement) Here am I eating cheesy scrambled eggs on my birthday.
Daddy has a new job which he is starting in the middle of March (not sure what that means but apparently it's important). He's going to work for Thales in Wales: no that's not right it's Trellis in Wellis ..... no, no, no, it's IN Wells and the company is called "Thales" but it's pronounced "Tallis" ??? Mummy says he will be paid lots of money - does that mean I can have lots of new things? Toys do get boring after you've played with them twice.
Mummy & Daddy have been spending lots of money on a new fireplace - you wouldn't believe how quickly I have to keep moving in the sitting room to prevent getting cold - and an extremely lot of money on a new kitchen .... which might have to be cancelled if Mummy is offered and accepts the job she interviewed for in Yeovil today.
What else? I am standing upright and pushing things around as fast as I can. It is my favourite game. And apparently Mummy is trying to organise a different sort of game called "Charade". I don't know what it means but she says it's something to do with "a play". I don't see what the problem is, I play all the time and it's no effort.
Just before I go, here is a picture of my birthday cake which - in case you can't tell - was a drum. But I wasn't allowed to hit it .... perhaps just as well since it didn't make the usual nice bang noise that drums do make. (and I don't know where the drumstick has gone!)Bye bye; love Da-da-da-Dan xx
